So I'm sitting with an irritating fellow during Physics period in the lab, and he's been getting on my nerves. Though we didn't even talk a word, I still dislike him pretty much and I can't figure out why. 天地良心 I'm a super nice human, I hardly get to hate someone, look at my sincere smile! :D But after writing this post, I can't do self-admiration and be ecstatic over myself for being naiseee anymore TT 'cause I wrote this sinful and vicious thingie to speak ill of my classmate behind his back whilst I've so many flaws too TT 

BUT THE INFLAMED HATRED WAS ACCUMULATED I NEED TO EXPRESS DEM OUT OTHERWISE THEY MIGHT HURT MY BODY. (nothing can stop me from being healthy)

It's extremely implausible to everyone that he managed to get a girlfriend. Oh crap, I believe anyone who has eyes can interpret that he's not far from being a scrumbag. If I were his gf (err why do I need to take this as example ) I suppose I will ask him to shut up every second he tends to spit a word and stomp away(sorry I'm still a kid) to express my wrath and bushuang-ness. (Omg these acts sound so kindhearted. Too preliminary. Ok I know why, cuz I'm a good kid I've never hated ppl before TT)

Okay so let's start. *take a deep breath* Basically he is so freaking noisy and talkative that you can't retain a moment of serenity when he's in your area. What he does all day is jabber away by going blah blah blah (much too fond of the sound of his own voice). He also loves to show off to the utmost in order to prove to the teachers how clever (err with switch quotes) he is.

Firstly, his homeworks are like shyt, all the papers given to him are crumpled and he doesn't really have a proper book. When teacher asks for his exercise book, he'll pretend to dig for it in his bag(nothing's inside, trust me), then make the remorseful derp face and say, kk sorry cher I swear I'll pass up on tomorrow. (credibility is zero) And yet, as expected, endless tomorrows. Walao really cannot tahan. Such unproductiveness! his future wife will definitely die starving one day. ( Girl outta millions of guys on earth why'd you choose him? So pity of you being blind :'( ) Perhaps that's the reason you're predestined to die starving? (nah let's see in future)

Secondly, everytime teacher asks a question he'll want to be the very first one to answer to show that he's intensely engaged. It's a series of exaggerating actions, including taking the initiative to raise his hand high up plus shouting 'teacher I know!'. Whenever he replies wrongly he'll be like ugh omg how could I ever get the wrong answer! How appalling that I got it wrong! with his exceedingly shocked face, then lie on the table lifelessly. Me (already got used to it): Good attempt eh bruh.

Thirdly, he's like trying to catch everyone's attention by never-ending asking questions, those unrelated ones. When teacher's teaching halfway, he'd suddenly ask her which topics would she set for the upcoming exam and kept on moaning 'haiyah why lah cher' 'omg TEACHER NOOOO' and especially when teacher's giving homework, 'stooooop teacher, it's enough, uuugghh, why do you have to' and me sitting beside him, tries to roll eyes until my eyeballs are all white. Excuse me, can you pls shut up you don't even do your hw wtf.

And the most important one is, he purposely keeps some (very obvious) distance when sitting with me. This is unbearable!!!!!!! Okay okay I know you're taken, but can you pls show your demeanor as a guy even though I'm not like I love sitting very close with you. *eyes can't stop rolling* So it has become a contradiction. But since I cannot stand him, I'll have to revenge, so I move my chair and my stuffs on table further away from him and deliberately make the sound. (omg so childish right, I realized that too haiz)

Okei there were more but I don't wanna write anymore.*exhale breath* It's so raging that I feel like I killed many of my brain cells to recall all his horrible behaviors. (hmm strictly speaking, not really, but meh~)

Lol I seem to be so wicked and malicious, the evil tongue is real. *triggered* (the dark side of my character has arosed HAHAHA) But since nobody reads my blogposts, so I guess it's just nice to do it once in a while (so guilty eh hehehe).

Disclaimer: I wrote about him quite exaggeratedly. So....don't take this too serious, just writing it just for fun. But for sure majority of them is real eh uhuh. : P